May 2013
alltimeplan:
I don’t think parents realize that without music a lot of their own children would not be alive.
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
doctordonna10:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean
like it’s their own personal living space
if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in...
realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
wavescrashingallaroundme:
owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We just say...
painterbaker:
DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
robiningravens:
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well-written villains who are bad just because they are bad (◕‿◕✿)
well-written villains with sympathetic motives (◕‿◕✿)
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well-written villains with a chance of redemption (◕‿◕✿)
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longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I F*CKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
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dangergays:
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
lexifey:
I just wanted to let you all know that you are ALL better and whatever rough time you’re going through will get better, so hang in there babe.
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Tamaulipas, Mexico
Tucson, USA
Corpus Christi, USA
Singapore, Singapore
Buffalo, USA
York, UK
Nottingham, UK
Stratford Upon Avon, UK
Hitchin, UK
Glasgow, UK
England, UK
Denver, USA
Maringá, BRA
Sarnia, Canada
Aichi, Japan
my-assbutt-romance:
Killjoys, make some noise!
[muffled sobbing in the distance]
