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  • Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
  • Mew: mew


why do things have to cost money


there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”


I get progressively uglier throughout the day


I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off


first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

Everyone pretends to be normal and be your best friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don’t know about, and if only we had a camera on us at all times, we could go and watch each other’s tapes and find out what each of us was really like.

— James Franco, Palo Alto (via deadlysick)

Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture


Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

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