- Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
- Mew: mew
why do things have to cost money
there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”
I get progressively uglier throughout the day
I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off
first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*
— James Franco, Palo Alto (via deadlysick)
Another great reddit no sleep story.
This one will really shock you.
by reddit user invictus1988